Shit I'm 42 in the summer.....better polish up the Zimmer Frame and get out to an Airport Night at Creapy Crawley ASAP before its too late ! ! !

My last GF was 15 years younger than me and the one before that 14 and a super fit Trolley Dollie who had guys falling over themselves 24/7

Just got back from the US where I managed to pull an engaged 30 year old with some utter crap PUA lines but they worked !

But I really do need to work on my UK PU and hit the gym LOL and maybe get some more hair, better teeth and less grey !!!