Originally Posted by Midas touch

We left and went to another outdoor bar. There were two guys and one of them touched my bird's mate's arse. My bird complained to me about it so I went to have a word with him. Apparently I got a bit alpha with him and he jabbed me one in the nose. Immediately I dealt him a hefty haymaker to the eye nearly knocking him off his feet. That pretty much knocked the fight out of him.

Again my bird started to argue with me, saying, "Darling, I'm already attracted to you, you don't have to behave like that. Why do you always have to be the alpha male?"