So, does anyone have any weird or wonderful items or things that they use for peacocking that work particularly well?

Personally, I have a few little bits, mainly

1) Hats. Obsessed with them at the moment. Trilby, bowler, whatever... my top hat generates a SERIOUS amount of attention in a club, but you have to watch out else some fucker will be off with it.

2) Fingernails. I paint the little and ring finger on my left hand black at all times. I just like the way it looks and people do ask my about it a lot.

3) Plectrum necklace. I play guitar in a band so it's a good DHV for building on that.

4) Jewelry. I probably wear too much to be honest. Got loads of the stuff. Colourful bracelets, beads, a black ring in the shape of a fox and even shag bands (when someone mentions them I say "don't break it else you know what has to happen" and give them a cheeky smile. I've f-closed all three people that ever broke one)

That's about it really. Sometimes go for them all, sometimes I don't, depends on the venue of choice.

Anyone else got anything out of the ordinary or that they'd recommend?