I don't think you need to spend £500 on a bootcamp. Like everyone else has said...There are people on here that would happily meet and help you out, just as long as your a good laugh! The best thing about forums like this is that you can meet like minded people, shoot the shit, hone your skills AND get honest positive/negative criticism all for free.

If you have 500 quid to spare. Go spend it on some clothes, some splash (to get that gash), some shoes/trainers and a new haircut if you need one. Spend it on Salsa lessons, yoga class, jazz class...Hell maybe even a cooking class! Not only will you be expanding your hobbies you'll be meeting new people, new woman!