courtesy of Papa at RSD


"Here's one of my prized deadly weapons...
100 Percent Handshake Spin Makeout:
1. Handshake [or High Five first and then handshake]
2. Grab her other hand so your arms are crossed
3. Spin her so your arms are uncrossed and hers are crossed
4. Push her arms over her head and behind hers
5. Let go of her hands
6. Drag your hands down her sides under her armpit
7. Pull her close to you and kiss her
I've used this tactic over 100 times without fail.
Cheers,
Papa"

may give it a whirl