Fuck me Midas Touch you dont half make me laugh sometimes. That reads like 55 rules on how to be a cunt. Specials LOL's to rules 2,3,5,6,7,10....fuck it actually all of them!
Here I found you some better ones. And remember number 7 is the most important of them all!
EDIT: Any rules on how to be an Alpha male are just dumb!