some openers/ come-ons from the american seduction forum, would make for fun pre K-close statements. 'didnt we go to different schools together?' 'your face or mine?' 'if we were squirrels could i bust a nut in your hole?' 'are those your real eyes?' 'I'm not drunk, i'm just intoxicated by you,' 'I've lost my phone number, can i borrow yours'.

my favourite is obviously 'ur face' opener. "You're interesting, you should buy me a drink" - "I dont buy girls drinks... Your Face Or Mine?!" (instant K-close) "..Giz a lick of your minge."