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Originally Posted by kowalski
This reads like a computer game walk-through.
If you are walking in the Forest of Knobjockeys, turn left at the Cock Snot Tree. Play the Trumpet of Uphill-Gardening at the Lady of the Fanny Batter, then use your multi-directional magic Spazmo-Spinner spell. The Lady of the Fanny Batter will lactate into your left shoe.
No, that really is not how humans work at all.
Peace,
kowalski
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I don't care what you say, it works and it is fun! Once you have internalized it, it seems totally spontaneous to them. They don't know you've done it before. I'd rather do this then just walk up to a bird and start fucking spewing vulgarities at her.