Well this was an interesting one.....
Pissing down with rain the whole day, and most of the night as well. Can't let a little H2O stop me now though eh?
Getting hyped in the hotel, but my non-
PUA mate was trying to kill the atmosphere by continually talking about his ex-girlfriend!
The others are still getting ready, so we hit the streets for a little wander. Encounter 2 girls - not great, 4 at best. Ask where is good to go out, they say Liquid (isn't it always?). Loved the quote 'Romford is full of chavs' when they themselves were dressed....like chavs. One of them runs under my umbrella, if she was fit I would have carried on the conversation but didn't bother.
We roll out around 10, 1st port of call is Brannagans. It is not saying much at all, but the drink is cheap. On this note, everone seems to be carrying at least 3 drinks. For themselves.
Gets a bit boring, then I have this sudden brainwave inspired by watching RSD......THE UMBRELLA DANCE.
So I proceed to dance around the umbrella, I offer to show girls walking past but they look at me like I am crazy. My non-
PUA friends are also looking at me like I am crazy.
Note that whilst in Brannagans, we decide that we are going to play pub golf.
The 2nd venue had much better girls than Brannagans, but for some reason I didn't do any approaches.
The 3rd venue (can't remember the names of the bars - doh)
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Seemed to rediscover a bit of form at this point. Will keep it short:
1) Approaching a 'policewoman' with the classic 'what do I have to do to get myself arrested'
POLICEWOMAN: Where are you staying?
SK: Travelodge
POLICEWOMAN: Me too
SK: What's your room number?
POLICEWOMAN: 307
SK: I'll be there later, either you will be arresting me or the police will
POLICEWOMAN: Ha ha OK
And I walked off, having made a mental note.
2) HB8 in a tight dress. Applied the 3 second rule, walked straight over and said 'I just had to tell you...you are BANGIN'!' Cue laughter from her and the friends. No N-close though (the 'I have a boyfriend line', got a bit lazy and couldn't be bothered to plough through so let her go)
Went to Liquid, having been chatted up by some suspiciously young-looking girls on the way. Can't remember much of Liquid, pub gold is taking its toll.
Time to fall back on the insurance - Room 307 it is. Knock on the door and lo and behold, the policewoman is there. However, her friend is passed out on the bed wearing nothing but a bodystocking and tights. The tights appear to be ripped, the policewoman says some guy fucked her and promptly left. Errr OK.
It gets more bizarre - policewoman says that her BF is coming to the hotel in 15 minutes. By the way, she was insurance for a reason - she is a little on the plus size (unfortunately this is my vice, and something that I am trying to eliminate from my game). Sobering up, I realise that there a more cons and pros and return to my room to get some kip.
3 things to ponder:
1) Gotta do a night out with some PUAs sometime, for in-the-field inspiration
2) Trying to go even more direct, this may be helped out by (1)
3) Pub golf and sarging are rather incompatible!