I don't know about you guys, but I've had a couple of squirters.

After the first couple of times, the novelty wore off and I was more concerned with making sure I was on her side of the bed so I didn't have to sleep on it LOL.

I've even toned it down before to avoid the 'gush'. The best bit is the squelch noise when they are on top. The noise stopped my first one dead and she got all embarrassed, which I thought was well funny because we were wasted on tequlla and coctails.

Selfish - yes, but better on her side of the bed - definitely yes!