Camarda just grab the tart by the hand and say "your coming with me" take her to the toilets an alley, an empty seat whatever is nearest, pull your cock out and say "come on now it wont suck itself now will it"

This method was pioneered in the visage nightclub in doncaster in the late 90s, the forums own kowalski field tested it with some success, for best results use on chubby lasses.