Please die, craig01.

Your response alone demonstrated a severe lack of class, humour and to be quite honest, you sound way too obsessed with this whole pickup shit to the extent you sounded like a complete and utter wierdo.

I'm not debating whether or not you or your friends have these skills. Its just you sound like an utter ass. Your initial post sounded exactly like an advertisment so I don't see why you're biting someones head off for critisising it (not to mention it is an adveristment IMO).