They are also shit at chatting men up, I have had the following line used on me by 3 women that I can remember I shit you not, try to remember this one fellas because its a classic, it goes something like this " you actually seem quite normal"

Apart from that i remember having the whole toilet seat argument with an ex girlfriend. She said that men really should leave the toilet seat down, because if they go for a piss in the middle of the night and the bog seat is left up they will fall down the bog and hurt themselves. My advice to this was quite simple: " I suggested turning the light on first"