This weekend I thought I would try my hand at approaching with direct openers,
to be honest, it was more to have a laugh with my mates as appose to thinking I would actually get anywhere. come to think about it, it was pretty lame but I found it funny/entertaining.

it was me mates idea but he didn’t have the ball to perform.

Me mate had stole a little metal rooster from the restaurant, Nando’s and thought it would be funny to ask people passing by if they would like to see his cock.
Recognising an opportunity to experiment with such a direct opener, I stepped up,
“pass it ere”
stuffed it down my pants and proceeded.

my first approach was a 3 set in the street, nothing special but reasonably attractive,
“hey girls would you like to see my cock?”

1 girl smiled and said “yes”
1 girl didn’t say anything and carried on walking
and 1 girl announced, with a discussed look on her face “ooo no”

I was shocked by the “yes”
but never the less, I unbuttoned my jeans and reached into my sexy boxer shorts,

at this point all the girls stopped and watched all looking surprisingly interested.

I pulled out my little green cock
“nice isn’t it?”

the girls erupted in laughter, I couldn’t believe their reaction.
unfortunately me mates had their laugh and wanted to make their way to the bars, not giving me much time to fully interact with my new groupies who had decided that they were so entertained by my little joke, they would follow us down the street trying to recapture our attention.

This was the first of many similar approaches with all kinds of reactions,
with each approach some girls would open to me and some would completely dismiss me, some girls would look at me like a was a fucking perve and the odd few were even displeased that I was actually joking around and even made attempts of grabbing my junk.

it was hit n miss, the majority of the time I wouldn’t get anywhere, but on the odd occasion I was instantly accepted into the set with devastating effect,

although this was more of a fuck about as appose to actual pick up, it helped me notice the real difference between direct opening and indirect,
I found that although direct doesn’t achieve as high of a success rate of as indirect, when it does work the results or generally better.