Major bitch shield (direct approach on mixed set) -
14-07-2010, 01:04 AM
Hi Guys,
I was in a night club and saw a mixed 4 set (3 girls 1 guy). Now I knew this guy was gay because I've seen him around before where he previously cock blocked one of my wings in the past.
I decided my best bet was to just open direct.
My target was facing her back to me hurderled up in a group. I pre-opened with "hey guys" whilst touching both the HB9 and gay guy's shoulder. No response, it was as if they didnt ever notice me. So I then repeated myself again louder grabing both of them. (this time they noticed me).
I cant remember my exact words because it wasnt a canned opener but is went something like this:
ME: "Hey guys, (then turned to the HB9) You are fucking gourgous I just had to come over and say hi.......I'm blah blah blah"
HB9: (No response)
ME: "You've got the kind look of a sensislbe person because you seemed
smartly dressed".
HB's female friend: "She doesnt talk, you have to talk to her through us"
Gay Guy: "her names is blah blah, she's easy do you want her number?"
ME: "oh ok, this is going to be simple"
Guy Guy: Shes practically a virgin, has only slept with one guy.
HB9: What!!!
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I turn back towards HB9
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HB9: I dont talk, you have to speak me though my friends
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My wing then joins the set and starts talking to the gay guy to keep him away from me
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ME: "oh you're one of those blonde girls with no brain who cant speak for herself".
I moved towards her friends for 5 secs then returned back towards her again saying:
"I just spoke to your friends who spoke on your behalf and they said you want to buy me a drink, I'll have a volka and coke please.....cheers"
HB9: No they didn't say that
ME: yes they did......ask them?
(She then asks them what they said)
Gay Guy: "Buy her a drink, she's worth it"
Me: "No"
Gay Guy: "you cheap scape"
ME: "Your friends cute but this is airport night, there's loads of hot girls out. It's going to take more than just good looks to impress me"
ME: (talking to HB9) "you know you dont talk much, you seem boring"
HB9 (no response)
ME: (turned towards gay guy, dude help me out, your doing a rubbish job at setting us up here."
Gay Guy: (undos a few buttons on my shirt to make me more attractive then asks he's female friends how do I look now).
At this point it doesnt seem to be going anywhere
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My wing then wonders off to the bar and for some reason I started following him, then turn back and approached the HB9 again.
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ME: (to HB9) "you know what, you're cute but boring, you're not doing it for me"
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I then left the set.
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She just didnt seemed to want to speak to me.
Any ideas on what I could have done to improved this interaction?
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