LOL @perfecto, I thought he meant shit-tickets as well!

Wordsworth, you are a literary genius perhaps next time recit some of your poetry as an opener;

'I wandered lonely as a cloud
That floats on high o'er vales and hills,
When all at once I saw a crowd,
A host, of golden daffodils;'

The girls will melt.

On a serious note, don't worry, respect for trying, don't be hitting on them HB5's and below mate, the War Pigs are the worst! Seriously they give you a raw deal, aim a little higher and you'll find your interactions will be alot more pleasant.