Attention my friends! I have a house to myself next weekend (probably the only weekend when I will over Easter), and the women of Liverpool are fed up of being hit on by Average Frustrated Scousers.

Therefore, I would like to extend an invite, to all who wish to accept it, to come to Liverpool on Saturday night next week (3 April) for a night of top class pick up artistry!

I'm happy to put people up free of charge. Spaces are limited - I have 3 spare beds, and a sofa - although we could possibly make a few extra make shift beds elsewhere, should there be the demand for it.

If people are ok sharing rooms, this obviously means I can accommodate more. Anyone who has the opportunity to F-close - well you'll just have to go back to her place won't you!

Directions: Liverpool is the most glorious city in the North West of England, and can be found easily from the south by driving towards a local shit tip (I think they call it 'Manchester'), turning left, and heading towards the beautiful glow of prosperity and hope

Get to Liverpool in the afternoon and find somewhere to chill. I'll meet you all in town somewhere at 5pmish, and we'll catch a bus back to my place to dump your stuff. We'll head out at 11pmish... And who knows from there!

Looking forward to seeing you all sometime soon!

All my love,
Adam