Firstly, sorry i've not been on for a while, been busy, unfortunately with work!

Just wanted to go over a few things:

1. Went out a few weeks ago, met up with a girl i used to know ( who incidentally is a stripper), shes been cockteasing for years while i was AFC. Suddenly, using just a few things picked up from here and a few books(cheers for that guys), she's back at mine, and f-closed. Result.

2. Suffering from a bout of overconfidence from the above, i number closed a girl on friday night (should really of K-closed but i'm a bit too much of a pussy). However, at this stage, i was a bit pissed(oops), and i fairly instantly sent her a pissed up text on leaving(double oops), and her mate ended up replying(bonus, 2 numbers) but since i was cunted, i can't really remember anything. I know that pissed sarging is not recommended, but when you do, does anyone have any suggestions as to any funny texts to get them back on board?

cheers,

Dog