Look man forget all this chode advice.

When you go to the cinema, buy some popcorn, a big tub. Get cuddled up close beside her and rest the bucket in your lap. Once the movie gets going and she's digging into the popcorn, slip your dick out of your pants and up through the bottom of the popcorn box. And when she next goes in for a handful of popcorn, what does she get, a handful of covert cock.

The next dig decision you'll have to make is if you're going to send the kids private or state.

Trust me man.