if you dont mind being unhappy, you cant be unhappy much longer

lime in the eye

doing any of the freshprince of bella dances

walking to the bar in slowmotion

getting your mate to clear the dance floor for you to breakdance then go in the middle and simply do a headstand

pretending you recignise some one then seeing how long they will keep talking to you before they give up trying to remember who you are

talking to everyone in a bad russian acsent

meditate before going out