20-01-2010, 01:21 PM
I was talking to my friend about this and he was saying how he had blown his 'wank fuse' and he had to watch more and more full on filthy porn. He then got into vintage porn and couldn't cum unless he was watching some untrimmed bushes.
I've got another friend who's into some well dodgy stuff (crapping and that kind of thing), his brother found some and e-mailed it to his mum!
"Is it wrong for a man to love his guitar?"
"It is if he puts his balls between the strings, and strums himself to ecstasy!"
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