I decided to risk losing the inaction completely for a gag, but maybe it'll pan out.

I responded "Hahaha! While that's hilariously awkward, I promise I'm not your dad!🤣"

Sent this second message before she responded:

"Also my expectations aren't nearly as high as your fathers. 🥸"

She responded that she'd just call me Chett! Which is a remarkable improvement from last time. I'll post another update if I turn this tinder lead into a date.