There's a book about how your parents influence your development called "they f**k you up"
They F*** You Up: How to Survive Family Life: Amazon.co.uk: Oliver James: Books
I think i've got it somewhere I read some of it at uni but I don't remember much of it. I might have a read of it again
"Is it wrong for a man to love his guitar?"
"It is if he puts his balls between the strings, and strums himself to ecstasy!"