Guess who isn't getting sacked.
My manager said to me this morning that she'd heard from HR.. She then looked at me and told me "you're gunna be ok" coupled with a wink
It's not official until the week after next, since I've taken next week off, but it's nice to know I'm safe, with probable and likely formal conditions of some form or other.
I don't care what the terms are, I can recover from anything in the company but a dismissal.