I'm going to reveal to all of you a secret of mine, a closely held secret...but first, a joke:

Three hilbillys sitting in a diner masterbating. The waitress asks, "What the hell are you doing?"
They all point to the sign which reads: "First come, first serve."

Which is a great segue to my secret.



Which is......Playboy. I truly, honestly mean for the articles. There are two sections of this magazine which will help you in sarging. First, and most importantly, The Playboy Advisor. This is a section where people ask advice questions. Most of them are highly sexual, but often there are excellent questions that make for brilliant opinion openers. In fact, look for similar sections in womens' magazines too for the same. "Excuse me, my friends and I are having an argument, what is the best way to get red wine out of my Hugo Boss shirt?"

Secondly, the jokes. They are always very sexual, but are great for when you've established rapport and are moving into more risque topics. A great way to bridge that gap is with a sexual-themed joke.

You're welcome.