If there's one thing girls love, it's a guys ex-showing up the first time they meet up and arguing with him about the netflix subscription.

If a girl agrees to meet up with you why not just assume she thinks you're high status enough. I mean hell if girls were only into guys who've fucked models it'd be a pretty shallow gene pool. Fuck worrying about your status. Focus on just chilling out and not coming off too strange, because in reality that's probably enough.

Otherwise I recommend the Lorenzo Von Matterhorn. Less contrived
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MC55lU_L2E