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Default 27-02-2009, 12:52 PM

That is fucking amazing Double O. Yesterday I was working. Nobody in the fucking building. In walks a couple, husband and wife. The wife was cute. About an 8. Soft blonde hair. Nice little ass. As I was sitting around watching girl-on-girl porn just prior to them coming in, I began to feel a slight tingle down below. Or maybe it was that cabbage I had for lunch. Anyhow, while I'm showing them the vehicle I start using language on the broad. I mean, I didn't mean to, but it comes so fucking naturally to me when I'm with a woman I want to fuck (like Billie Piper, guys, if you see her, give her my number. Call me). I ask her, "You look familiar, don't I know you from somewhere?" She says, "No, I don't think so." I reply, "Have you ever met someone and you instantly knew you were going to like him for a long, long time......INCREDIBLE CONNECTION. Being a world-class hypnotist, I immediately notice that she's gone into a trance. I decide to fractionate. I ask her some B.S. questions about her job, then I elicit her trance words and pepper in the rest of my talk with them. Not only did I feel her sneak a feel at my ass when her husband wasn't looking, when he excused himself to go to the restroom, she hurridly scribbled her cell phone number on one of her business cards and thrust it into my hand and said, seductively, "Call me for lunch sometime." Guys, that's code for, you make my pussy dripping wet and I want to take this to the next level.
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