Lost my wallet tonight. Or rather, I believe some tramp pick pocketed me.

Was on a staff do for winning call centre of the year or some shit. At one point I went to the bar and noticed I was missing a wallet.

Cue loadsa colleagues searching for it. We didn't find it. Asked the bar people if anything was handed in. No.

The bird I'm seeing works in a bank (not my bank) and she got me the number to cancel the account I have a grand in (not the bank she works in).

I canceled my cards. But there was 200 quid in my wallet. As well as literally everything important and that identifies me.

I can honestly say that, had I discovered who took my wallet, that they would have suffered a severe beating and would be in hospital now. So, lucky them.

Anyway, it's only 200 quid but very frustrating. My little boys birthday is tomoro and thankfully I already paid for his party and got his present.

I hope whoever took it buys a load of drugs with the 200 quid and dies from an overdose.