My dad was a bit of a womaniser and he always told me his favourite line was to tell a woman "you're so attractive and I'd love to sleep with you, I'm just worried that it would hurt you,"

Saying that I go the opposite way as long as you can make her curious enough about it she'll want to see it so while all the other guys are trying to impress her with their big dicks I tell her I'm a one inch wonder, and that its built like a needle but goes like a sewing machine. I've had a couple of women say they only came home with me cos they wanted to see how small it was. Jokes on them cos I'm hung like a baby elephant!