So the other night I went home with a chica and I was pretty drunk. So after working my magic and giving her the best 20 seconds of her night, I head off to the bathroom.

After doing what I had to do I couldn`t find her room as the hallway was wobbling a bit, it was dark and everything looked the same. I decide to regroup in what looked like a doorway into the living room.

Fortunately she came to find me when her roommate started shouting because a drunk naked Englishman was wandering around her room