My Favourite openers P1
 

These are my favourite openers at the moment that I seem to get the best results with and iv also added the most common response’s I get from them. Enjoy and experiment with some of them yourself.

Opener: Hi my names is (your name)

Common replies

"hi (your name)”
“Do I know you”
*Laughs*
“Ok”
“My names (her name)”
*SMILES BIG*
*Ignores you* (THIS DOSE NOT HAPPEN VERY OFFTEN)

Opener: You look happy/sad/bored

Common replies

HAPPY

“Yeah I am it’s my mates blah blah”
“Because am having a good time”
“Who are you”(usually said in a curious way)
“Ok”
*SMILES BIG*
*starts gigling* (happens a lot)
“Why”
“What’s your name”
*Ignores you* (THIS DOSE NOT HAPPEN VERY OFFTEN)
*INSTANT MAKE OUT* (dose happen sometimes)

SAD

“No I'm just board”
“I can’t find my friends”
“Why do you think I look sad”
“I’m not sad”
*SMILES BIG*
“Who are you”(usually said in a curious way)
“What’s your name?”

BORED

“I am”
“Because my friend is blah blah blah “
“Who are you”(usually said in a curious way)
“Do I know you”
“How do you now I’m bored”
*SMILES BIG*
“What’s your name?”

Opener: I like/love salad

Common replies

“I like salad toooo”
“Why do you think I’m fat” (sometimes comes a bit later in the conversation)
“Laughs”
*SMILES BIG*
*Tells you where you can get a salad*
“What’s your name?”

From my experience so far when opening girls I think making statements or commenting on something happening within the moment always seems to get the best results.

You need something to follow this up with to impress her and seperate yourself from the other 10 sado's that approached her in the last couple of hours.

If the girl is not a complete bitch (in which case she doesn't deserve your time), these replies are the best ones and give you a chance to shine.

If she ignores you and you hold your confidence and tease her for ignoring you she'll switch instantly and you're already 75% there, game on.

Because she's still alone.

I prefer the word 'sado' to AFC it says so much more

Finished listening to the Blueprint the other day and used the chicken opener purely for a laugh last night. Followed it up by saying 'Well apparently girls who like chicken more a a lot louder in bed'. The girls literally pissed themselves.

Another funny one I use. Is 'Do I look gay to you ??' (the follow up is a true story by the way) 'Well I was on a works leaving do with 3 girls. Were joking about and then I see 2 guys giving me a jealous looks, bet your friend (the target) gives them all the time, anyway all of sudden one guy grabs me by the face ( hands on targets face ) and trys to kiss me !!!' Loads of ways to follow this up which is why I use it.

Cheers

I like the tease her when she is ignoring you will have to play with that.

I usually use follow ups when i open with things like "hi my name is ...", I didn't post any examples because they vary ALLOT.

Example:

Hi my name is ... I looooove that necklace, don't think it matches those earrings/dress but it looks really good on you anyway :)

Hi my names is ... you look soooooo bored, i feel soooo sorry for you :)

Hi I love salad, do you know where I can get a salad this time of night.

opening is the most stressful part. I think the more you think about it the more stressed you'll get. so just say anything.

What about the stress in what to say next and not boring the shit out of her, thats pretty damn stressful if you're not used to being the life and soul.

done tha

yea I spose but I view it like moving the lorry in the strongman hardest part is getting it moving.

Its a fine point you are making.