a girl used a good one on me the other day
her; hey do you know how heavy a poler bear is? me; no her; neither do i but it breaks the ice it made me laugh, shame she was a minger |
More cheese torchedfrog? :P
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My stock canned opener is the Man-Bag Opener (which I take full credit for lol):
You: Hey guys, do you think man-bags are sexy? Girl 1: No I think they're gay! Girl 2: I like them You: You like them? High five! I like you the best! You: The reason I'm asking is cos I've got a man bag and I'll be honest, it's fcuking sexy, but our friend's gone a bit too metrosexual and he's started wearing make up and we swear he's got a girl's handbag but we're not 100%. Is that weird? Them: Blah blah blah You: Cheers guys, I better get back to my friends. Oh wait, just out of curiosity, how do you guys know each other? etc... That's if you like stock openers of course. I now prefer jumping into a group of girls and shouting the first thing that comes into my head. Quite often it's "PENIS!" cos we all know that's a funny word. They love that they do. |
heres an opener i came up with last night.. for all you fellow smokers.
Smoking area, your having a cigerette, group of girls are near you... "your not planning on smoking near me are you? ..... Because I have asthma and it really effects me..." To which they will come back with "But you've got one in your hand!!" etc etc a good ice breaker! |
Favourite warm up opener of all time:
You have to do this for your wing and it works best with fairly posh girls as they naturally hold out a hand to be shaken.. Tap a girl on the shoulder, when she turns around smile and say 'Have you met ... (Dave or whatever) ' as you direct her to your buddy. Girl normally goes 'Er no er I haven't..' and looks at your wing who can go straight for some kino hand holding stuff as he launches into some other chat Leave your buddy to it. A truly excellent way to force your mates to overcome any approach anxiety.......... |
The old have you met, that's a pretty awesome one right there
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Legend, some classic openers there, as well as a few I havn't heard, and I will try next time! hehe
I use the ring routine regularly and has always had a great response...also opens up the field for cold-reading or personality tests :-) |
Hey guys, another gem of an opener that I have been using to great success lately in bars/clubs is by wearing an accessory such as a sweat band or bracelet (you know the types - £2.99 Topman jobbies) and asking chicks what their opinion is on men in general (or you in particular) wearing these and if they 'look gay'.
Usually goes down a treat, and from my experience works well in sets too as opinions are often varied and this ignites a good conversation/debate...more often than not you can then transition the convo in any number of ways... You'll find that most women also wear quite a few of these accessories at any one time themselves, meaning you can tease them on their sense of style/coordination and throw in a few negs (if that's your thing) and get a bit of kino going... Just my tuppence |
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i love it when i enter a set and get the alpha of the set try take the piss out off my shit and i turn him into a major chode and leave him scratching his head with his pint to his chest watching me walk the chick he'd been buying drinks all night home to steal her braclet. like a fucking randy magpie! |
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