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Midas touch 17-11-2010 08:58 AM

I once had a date with an annoying American girl who was continuously texting. I decided she was a rude cunt and I never wanted to see her again.

Kino starts off as something so subtle that the girl may not even notice at first. Gesticulate as you talk and throw out the odd feather-light touch to the shoulder or knee. Then pull the hand away again. Each time, linger there for a bit longer. Now and again making a stroking motion.

You'll notice that women do this shit constantly when they are flirting and it is electrifying.

If you are standing, play a game like the five questions by Neil Strauss. Google it, it's also on Youtube. Practice on friends first. When she fucks it up, she has to buy you a beer, so she has psychologically and financially invested in you. Laugh and high five her. Keep the hand there and twirl her around like a dancer. Once clockwise and then anti-clockwise. She will decide you are a lot of fun.

This got me laid with a techno-hippy type chick with "fuck me eyes" and dreadlocks about two weeks ago and I was wearing a shirt and tie at the time.

Midas touch 17-11-2010 10:37 AM

The three mice race game is good for seated kino too and to raise a laugh. One mouse is blind, one dumb, one deaf. You roll up her sleeve, take her wrist and start to draw a line for the blind mouse. You tell her to say stop when it is enough. You stop as soon as she does. You do the same for the other mice but you don't stop with the deaf mouse. He can't hear her. If she knows it, which has happened to me, I just write my name on her wrist instead.

Loke 17-11-2010 09:09 PM

Just cause it's a routine it does not mean it does not work.

-Loke

Midas touch 17-11-2010 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kowalski (Post 30083)
This reads like a computer game walk-through.

If you are walking in the Forest of Knobjockeys, turn left at the Cock Snot Tree. Play the Trumpet of Uphill-Gardening at the Lady of the Fanny Batter, then use your multi-directional magic Spazmo-Spinner spell. The Lady of the Fanny Batter will lactate into your left shoe.

No, that really is not how humans work at all.


Peace,

kowalski

I don't care what you say, it works and it is fun! Once you have internalized it, it seems totally spontaneous to them. They don't know you've done it before. I'd rather do this then just walk up to a bird and start fucking spewing vulgarities at her.

Maxemillion 18-11-2010 03:29 AM

thats cool thanks. i just did a k-close set where i spun the girl, used the rsd claw maneuver and asked her to marry me. she found it fun saying 'oh no ..I'm jewish, I'm catholic I cant' and I said 'I'm a scientologist, is that a problem? this guys a priest' etc. excellent fun, turned what was a dead set into something more enjoyable. Also did a gangsta handshake with a girl and got to slap her arse. nice.

Midas touch 18-11-2010 06:55 AM

exactly mate, this so called (troll) direct approach takes all the fun out of the chase!

Midas touch 18-11-2010 06:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Maxemillion (Post 30094)
thats cool thanks. i just did a k-close set where i spun the girl, used the rsd claw maneuver and asked her to marry me. she found it fun saying 'oh no ..I'm jewish, I'm catholic I cant' and I said 'I'm a scientologist, is that a problem? this guys a priest' etc. excellent fun, turned what was a dead set into something more enjoyable. Also did a gangsta handshake with a girl and got to slap her arse. nice.

yes dude it is about having fun!!! It is not about being a troll!

Midas touch 18-11-2010 03:43 PM

Old school all the way. The direct approach is for thick cunts who can't string a sentence together, never mind remember a routine. I'm not a routine robot though; it's good to go freestyle too.

Now and again it's fun to talk dirty, but you've got to know that she is going to respond well to it or you will blow your fucking chances of ever seeing her again! I prefer to think with my brain not my cock. That comes later. And it's not about a lack of balls, it's about tact!

TrentHawkins 18-11-2010 04:03 PM

Once at a party last November we had our Movember moustaches on and I had sunglasses indoors with a pineapple with sunglasses on and a moustache in my hand... Random girl comes up the stairs and I couldn't see much, except I felt her crack a whip she was holding, wrapping it around me and she just kissed me then and there... ;)

Midas touch 20-11-2010 01:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tony77 (Post 30107)
Some people still use the traditional Mystery style kiss close "do you want to kiss me?" "Oh it looked like you had something on yoru mind"

This is what I have used that has worked. Lets say she is drinking a cocktail


Another one:

Me: "hey you got something on your lips"
Her: "what?"
KISS
ME: "MEEEEEE"

I used that tonight and it worked.


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