Enigma here
 

Watcha guys,

Enigma here, head of the South England Social Artists, down in sunny Bournemouth, just stumbled upon your board.

A bit of a grandad at the age of 30, been in the community for about 5 years so I know me stuff (even if I say it myself)

I'm a mind magician, hypnotist and dating skills coach (amongst other things)

You seem like a thoroughly decent bunch of chaps, look forward to getting to know you all better,

Peace,

Enigma:D

Hey Enigma,

If you are a grandad at 30 what does that make me at 40?....lol

Welcome,

OO

Eya Enigma,

Damn it, this means i'm coming up for grandad status in a few years. Will have to conjure a "Weathers Original" pattern, send em deep :]

See you round.

Hah!
And me being only 19
I suppose that makes me a "youngling"

Sinfortitude,
If I'm a grandad at 32, that makes you a sperm at 19!!!!

It makes me 3 years older than half your age, which means that if I'm a sperm then you'd be able to ejaculate less than once in a life-time, if your a grandad at 32.

Biologist, can't help it.

:bukkake:

I am unsure what that is supposed to mean.
Age does not the AMOG make
;)

We're NLPers. NLP teaches one to have a certain attitude. That attitude does an AMOG make!!!

But we love you, man. I can't wait until I come to England to sarge with you guys.


:bedfuck:

:blowjob: