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05-10-2009, 05:48 PM
Hey Guys,
i'm obviously new to the forum but i guess i've got a fair ammount of success with girls, up until the last few years that is. i'm not exactly confident but i will happily put myself out there and fail over and over which i guess is half the battle really. i was out at the weekend and i approached a few girls, i've even got 2 of their phone numbers, this is probably an afc view but these girls are hb 9 at least, maybe a bit out of my league... anyway, i don't know if i need to work on my inner game or learn some kino or what but i rarely get past the first date which kinda p1sses me off! so i'm here for guidance, advice and whatever help is going. oh and i've gotta call one of these girls by tomoro if i really wanna have a chance of sorting something out..... thanks in advance Stuntz     
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05-10-2009, 06:13 PM
Suuup! welcomeski to the forum
"It is if he puts his balls between the strings, and strums himself to ecstasy!"
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05-10-2009, 07:50 PM
Just realised i should have included a bit more about me,
i'm 27, from Bournemouth and a carpenter. My job could soon envolve me working in manchester for a while, possibly other parts of the uk too. On average i get out once or twice a month, so basically looking to get into the game a bit more. If any of the b'mth guys have a big night planned, it'd be great to come along for the ride.
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07-10-2009, 01:53 PM
Welcome!!!!!
Ah Bournemouth!! Such a lovely place! I don't think I've ever seen an ugly girl there, although i have always been extremely drunk whenever i've been visiting and i have the worst beer goggles in the world!!
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07-10-2009, 02:17 PM
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"It is if he puts his balls between the strings, and strums himself to ecstasy!"
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07-10-2009, 02:40 PM
the older, uglier and wrinkly they are the tighter they will be from lack of practise!!
It's like breaking in a virgin except you get the added surprise bonus of a lot of dust, crustyness, cobwebs plus the feeling you get of "you are the man" when you hear the occasional hip snap!! Now who could be able to turn that down! (I'm not sure if i went a little too far then)
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07-10-2009, 03:06 PM
I thought they'd be slacker? Or has the crust built up to make it tighter?
What a lovely welcome for Stuntz  "It is if he puts his balls between the strings, and strums himself to ecstasy!"
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07-10-2009, 03:17 PM
because of the lack of use the vaginal entry tends to close up so the initial entry will always be tighter at the start along with the general crusty build up creating a slight barrier over the entry hole!
If you are unsure of what this would be like, imagine the scene in "Ace Ventura, When Nature Calls" where Jim Carrey is trying to get his head out of the fake rhino's arse. That is what is is like for your penis!
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07-10-2009, 05:25 PM
Bournemouth is a great night out to be honest, there used to be some crazy stat that it had more pubs and clubs per square mile than anywhere in the country (there is a hell of a lot of stuff going on in the main town center). There is a huge ammount of fit women around, the older ones tend to be out during the day tho if thats what your really after
 There are always plenty of hotties on the beach when the weather is good, often pictures in the papers after a hot weekend showcase the talent we have here!
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