If You Wer To..

[Phil]

I was training a girl before. now she is a bit fit, however i dont mix biz & pleasure, so ive never really looked at her in that way. and i think its clear

now wen i met this girl shes made it clear she is the type to make lads wait, coz she knows lads are rats... i told her she is wrong & lads will play her for that reason.

anyway, that is all irrelevant. she has been asking me to train her, which i obliged... as im telling her about weasle phrases

i say "If you wer to..... followed by anythin will get u away with anythin"

so for instance... imagin im in a club & i say to a girl i dunno... if i wer to ask if i can fuck you in the mouth, what would you say. She would say...

"id tell u to fuck off" where as if i said "can i fuck u in the mouth" she would slap u


now i picked that sentence as an example of severe usage.... this however meant she laffed...

and i could not stop lookin at her mouth, or thinkin about that, and i know for a fact... she was thinkin the same... it came from nowere... and there was this weird sexual thing for like 30 seconds.

now... this made me realise somethin i forgot, that innocent story telling of naughty sex & the power of IF YOU WER TO

makes girls think about fuckin u... then if you do an akward silence (like someone mentioned the other day)

it is POWERFULL!!!! just a thought for u guys.

[dan300]

If i wer to, try this......it mite be useful.

Yea think i will