Urgent Aid needed
 

Right guys am out tonight and i need a few canned openers and routines as soon as possible i've only got an hour til i've gotta disappear to the gym.I've obviously got some of my own but so far guys, your advice has been exarordinary, i just can't get enough of it. I'm just looking to field test as much stuff as i can and build this confindence.Tom i know you wont let me down, but thats same to all you guys.
Also if any of you guys are out in Leeds tonight PM me.

With Respect ..

Compliments and observations, I know that sounds like the wrong thing to do but they seem to be working wonders for me at the moment but it's been spur of the moment stuff as I'm not really a fan of canned stuff.
The important thing is to come from a position of confidence and actually believe what you are saying.

I think the most important thing is to just approach don't worry too much about what you're gonna say just do as many as possible, me and nova are planning a night of just opening a lot and not worrying about the results.

You can always do the trusty chloroform one lol! I have to see that or try it sometime, it just goes to show with the right frame of mind you can open with anything.

Hope tonight goes well!

One opener I've been using recently which has worked for me so far - approach the group (can only be used in a bar or pub type venue) and say 'is there anything I can do to make your experience here that little bit better?' The usual reply is 'yeah, get us a free drink', or 'do us a dance'. I usually reply with 'well I would buy you a drink, but I think the barman fancies me so I'm trying to avoid him. Or if they ask you to be their dancing monkey I grab my balls and do the Micheal Jackson 'oowwwww', which always gets a laugh, especially with groups of drunk girls.

If you really must use a canned opener, some classics are:

I bought a puppy today and I'm trying to think up a name for him...
Did you see that fight outside?...
Opinion openers such as 'My younger sister has just got a tattoo... or Elvis'...

Or even better, just be random. REALLY random. The weirder the better!