I’m the real jackal

[Jackass_Jackal_2K]

No!!!! I’m the real jackal goddammit.

Remember fellow jackasses, you shouldn’t spend too much money on women, certainly no more than a month’s wages at any one time and you shouldn’t put them on a pedestal, bend them over it and arse fuck them or let them push you around even if they’re waving a broken bottle in your face, but even a broken clock is right two times a day. The clock thing is a Jackals motto.

We the jackals and just what this community needs right now narcissistic date rapists for pickup instructors. That guy Knave is such a womanising prick, but he’s completely lost the plot started drinking again and playing happy families with some model. He’ll never understand the jackals mentality. Jackals don’t fall in love they whack off to the teletubbies.

Nobody will ever pass our phone test because one of the questions is how many hairs on a bees back. Jackals know the answer and can get to level 80 on world of warcraft. You’re all pussys and you could never spam as much we can, we spammed the ‘mothercare’ forum 15 times in a week beat that, losers.

[Lovefish]

Originally Posted by Jackass_Jackal_2K

No!!!! I’m the real jackal goddammit.

Remember fellow jackasses, you shouldn’t spend too much money on women, certainly no more than a month’s wages at any one time and you shouldn’t put them on a pedestal, bend them over it and arse fuck them or let them push you around even if they’re waving a broken bottle in your face, but even a broken clock is right two times a day. The clock thing is a Jackals motto.

We the jackals and just what this community needs right now narcissistic date rapists for pickup instructors. That guy Knave is such a womanising prick, but he’s completely lost the plot started drinking again and playing happy families with some model. He’ll never understand the jackals mentality. Jackals don’t fall in love they whack off to the teletubbies.

Nobody will ever pass our phone test because one of the questions is how many hairs on a bees back. Jackals know the answer and can get to level 80 on world of warcraft. You’re all pussys and you could never spam as much we can, we spammed the ‘mothercare’ forum 15 times in a week beat that, losers.

Whoever is coming up with this stuff is a fucking legend
Totally pissed myself laughing reading this post haha

[caveman]

this soon got boring

[THE JACKAL J000]

Please do not read this false posts by the Jackal!

I will report you to the moderator.

[Breaker]

I'm sure the moderator will be taking this extremely seriously seeing as you have so many field reports and you tube videos.

[Maxemillion]

no, I am the real jackal. I scare/creep girls into giving their number to make me go away, then they never answer when I text them. raaaa

[Phil]

How To Get A Girls Number : Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood - YouTube

[Flipper]

haha! These are funny,

Jackal, your writing style is like Ajay - are you two related?

[Jackass_Jackal_2K]

No

The clue is the post. Womaniser...Knave.

[THE JACKAL J000]

You do not have a clue! Most guys hate it when I come into set because I dominate it.