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Night out -
23-07-2011, 10:17 AM
So i had a little escapade last nite.
started out the night a little weird, couldnt really be assed but then was overcome with an overwhelming urge to cause mischief. we ended up in a gay bar... some girl chubby but fit, walks up and asks where i got my tshirt & said she wants it, starts rubbin my chest, could clearly see she was interested. my mate says, watch....she is mine her... so i leave him 2 it, bang, not too long later has her number & kissin her.... now, the problem i have realised, is i like to be a good wing, but in that club had i been seen chattin her mate up (thelma from scooby do on a carb overdose) no other girl would have spoken to me again all night.... so u pretty much cant wing without lookin like someone who fucks anythin. ok so gets some girls number outside, havin a laugh and a joke she was funny & fit.... i said give me ur number me and u can go out & do somethin she did.... then on the way back in goes, arent gonna buy me a drink like??? i said, awwwwww i said id take u out, cant beleive you went and did the drink thing.... devoed, why did u have to go and ruin it? so she lost so much value to me. i actually looked in my phone and found this number and forgot about her, took me ages to remember who she was i was like WTF??? who is tha. then i was outside again, watching a tall black guy chatting up some UBER hotty... im stood next to them, obv been having a long convo she fancied him i think but they wer exchanging the most borin convo ever... they wer talkin about cricket first... and who he plays for, then about sharks.... now.... i pretty much amoged the guy here, he got her number, she took his, they ten talked about the sharks and i stopped them & said Ye... But ... have u ever swam with goldfish...thats some shit, she burst out laffin.. started to flirt with me a little... he then started to talk about his sisters goldfish. so i left and later seen her again, teased the life out of her for like 15 mins about her riviting convo, she said ur so funny i really like you... ur so easy to talk to .... Me : right well id take ur number but might be a long akward convo if ur new boyfriend... she replied, fuck him he was to hard to talk to anyway. ME: ok ill add u on facebook. fuck it give me ur number. so ye im gonna take her out she was boss then less than 10 yards down the road i was stopped by a tall girl... with her gay friends, who would up back in my place for a party... her in my room suckin my cock, (on her period) before i fell asleep and let a group of strangers snort m-cat in my livin room. the funny thing is about the girl who came back... a few months ago, she added me on facebook, asked for my number... i asked when wer goin out...no text or reply or nothin so i deleted her.... never mentioned it like, but when she adds me again im gonna go... oh, look at that for a turn of events, hows the taste in ur mouth....  then ill get her round & bum her coz she was a dirty bitch     
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23-07-2011, 10:31 AM
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23-07-2011, 10:38 AM
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Where are you, im coming to yours....BOSS!!! u cant write that shit ... LOL love my new single mate
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23-07-2011, 01:32 PM
Haha Phil - I never thought I'd hear a story from you starting me and my mate were in a gay bar...
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23-07-2011, 05:32 PM
be funny if on another forum or on here there was a thread called
I NEED AMOG HELP! So i was using out in liverpool using my swimming with sharks routine....
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23-07-2011, 10:34 PM
this is fucked up -- ive talked to 3 different women and fucked one of them in the past 2 days and theyve all been on their period!
chicks across the country are syncronising!
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23-07-2011, 11:42 PM
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i said after i cum, wow i bet ur steamin now, had u not acted a cunt u woulda been orite, daft cow
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