Story Of Ibiza
Well.... i was a mess for a few days.
the only fit women there are the workers. (mostly) So basically, we start off at the airport. as wer gettin on the plane this girl has leather hotpants on, i said... Wow.. is there a wham convention in ibiza?? (i later ended up fuckin this girl... she wernt hot, Massive F bangers tho & not a fatty) so these girls ended up in our hotel. after being in a mess for 2 days, i came in the third night horny as fuck, knocked on this girls door, as she answered(wrapped in a bedsheet), i took her hand, said CUM ON, WER PARTYIN, took her to my room... she went... wer is the party? i said.. SHUSH, then fucked her POW then went back out. i did notice that unless they are in ur hotel, gettin girls back in ibiza is HAAAAARD nobody wanna leave the party... an i was one of them. some proper fitty asked for my number who worked there & asked if i wanna go with her to a party.. i fucked her off tho, didnt wanna leave my mate alone. but the blinder was this. Bought a shot from a shot girl, FIT AS FUCK!!! told her i will buy it as long as its out of her tits, CLEAVAGE SHOT later i seen her again Her : Hello You Me : Hello trouble, Wer are u from? she tells me Me: U know when u get back to uk, me and you are going out Her: Ok well buy a shot then Me : How does go fuck yourself sound, if im takin u out, then its coz u want to come out with me & not coz im a muppet who is payin for a shot. so whats happenin then, are we gonna do somethin. Her : yeah ok, here is my number... POW! in ur face shot girl. more stuff happened but i couldnt be assed with all the stories. i imagine more will happen in 4 weeks wen i hit magaluf. |
phil i've missed ur posts man. direct, no bullshit and on a level.
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