Tenerife

[Boscher]

So... going to Tenerife with some of my guys!

I am just out of a semi heavy relationship (and one before that), so now is the time to get some numbers, experience and self development under my belt. It might help me understand what I want from life also, who knows This is my first period out of a relationship since having strong confidence, and I will not let it slide by, life is too short.

I look at this as just what I need, otherwise I would likely get weak and go back with her. I know the option is there, but it's just not healthy or logical. She's moving onto Uni miles away among other things, it is just not feasible to continue. It's created a little tension, as she's a coworker.. but it's still very amicable and we have alot of respect for one another.

Anyways, without even thinking, I just booked with a random supplier. After which, I realised that I should have used say Thomas Cook or the like so that we could have a rep to lead us as a mixed group (huge bonus) to the hottest spots each night.

Is there any way to get in/book onto these organised events (foam parties, booze cruises.. etc) prior to arriving?

I figure I can party until incredibly late then sleep in the sun during the day. I also will be looking at beach game opportunities. I have been working hard at the gym, so I feel aesthetically I should have great advantage over most slobs. Girls can be just as superficial as us.

I am assuming it will be much easier than my hometown. It would be nice to meet some European women too, I think there's a reasonable German crowd.

Any tips/advise for beachgame or clubbing in such a destination?

[face]

bring a big stick for the bar touts last time i was there they were a minor annoyance. pick them up and tell them your going swimming they soon go away.

The bars around linekers bar are your best bet i did go a few years ago off season so things may have changed.

regarding pub crawl /booze cruises don't worry if theres anything happening the people who run it will be advertising on the street.

have fun thats the main thing.

[Breaker]

Holiday game is beyond easy, people want to be social and girls wanna be pulled.

Pool is easier than beach, start with your hotel if its shit go to another hotels they won't notice or care as long you buy drinks.

Use the touts to your advantage, ask them what the girl situation is like in the bar and they'll often introduce you to get you in and try it on with the female ones, they're usually pretty easy.

Social proof is a huge advantage as most holiday makers will know nobody there, tell all girls you meet to meet you at the same club/bar. You'll see the 18-30's barcrawls out (you can go to same bars ect, just ask the touts when they're on), generally cockfests with a few fat slags though so I wouldnt worry too much about them.