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Default Biggest cock block ever! - 25-04-2011, 12:36 AM

So I did a picture perfect number close the other night on my way home from work. I walked past a real cutey handing out flyers. After a few minutes I got mad at myself for not following my intentions and went back to chat. What was the worse that could happen.

Real easy conversation, I was feeling and screaming out confidence as I was in a very I've got nothing to lose frame of mind.

I told her she was cute and I'd like to meet up. She said she had a BF. (However having done this a while now, didn't feel like this was a fob off)

I said ' Boyfirend boyfriend or I might be single soon sort of boyfriend?'

She ermed and arred a bit.

'Thank you. You've already answered my question.'

'Oh it's just he drinks too much sometimes and blah blah blah'

'Listen I want to take you out, give me your number and if your situation changes we can meet up, I promise I'll only call you 30 times a day and text a maximum of 50'

She laughed and gave me her number. A couple of hours later I text her just joking around and telling her to contact me if her situation changes and what not. No reply. Oh well......

..... until a few days later I get a response from another girl with the same name asking me what the hell I'm on about!

The biggest cock block had struck again! My fucking phone!!! For some reason it randomly didn't save her number despite me saving it the same way I have done multiple times (think because I already had a girl with that name in there)! Thanks a lot you bastard you've ruined my chances with 1 girl potentially 2 there!!

Other cock blocking shit my stupid ass phone does!

1) Randomly doesn't show sent messages and I think it didn't send, so I send two (sometimes slightly re-worded so they know a lot of thought has gone into my text!)
2) Randomly doesn't send messages sometimes!
3) Screen has randomly frozen when getting number.
4) Touch screen fucks up and I can't touch the name button to save her name.
5) Once it unlocked itself in my pocket and sent 10 blank text messages to a girl followed by an eleventh saying 'gabwehbkueukiydryd'

I need a new wing!! Any recommendations? I Phone 5?
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Default 25-04-2011, 07:40 AM

Lol, I wasn't expecting this when I read that thread title.

I have a Blackberry Bold and its an awesome piece of kit - really good for email, internet (I'm posting from my phone atm), great camera (5 megapixels), good apps (not as many as the iphone to be fair, but I think I'd be distracted playin apps all the time otherwise!), and good video and audio playback.

Don't know what phone you have at the moment, but my old phone was a HTC and it had all the same problems that u seem to be having with yours.

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Default 25-04-2011, 07:48 AM

Very funny thread...I use the BlackBerry and its a great phone. Had the I Phone but the battery lasts all of about 2 hours if you really use it.
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Default 25-04-2011, 09:51 AM

Samsung H1 - quite similar to an HTC I think.

Is between an I Phone and a Blackberry. I've heard the battery sucks on I Phones; two hours is ridiculous! You thought they would do something to sort that out?!They do seem like a lot of fun though with the apps and such.
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Default 25-04-2011, 10:36 AM

Yeah, it depends. The I Phone is a cool phone but I'm on my phone all day thru work and it just doesn't cut it.

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Samsung H1 - quite similar to an HTC I think.

Is between an I Phone and a Blackberry. I've heard the battery sucks on I Phones; two hours is ridiculous! You thought they would do something to sort that out?!They do seem like a lot of fun though with the apps and such.
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Default 25-04-2011, 11:59 AM

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The biggest cock block had struck again! My fucking phone!!!
Brilliant!

Very funny.

At time of writing, Tech Radar, having done comprehensive review with the major phones, rates this as its top three in the world:
3. HTC Desire
2. HTC Desire S
1. Sony Ericsson Xperia Arc
See 20 best mobile phones in the world today | News | TechRadar UK

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5) Once it unlocked itself in my pocket and sent 10 blank text messages to a girl followed by an eleventh saying 'gabwehbkueukiydryd'
So basically u r just pissed that it wasted a valuable ten text messages *before* going to your usual opener?


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Default 25-04-2011, 07:44 PM

Iphone, ive recorded me fucking and being sucked off by a few girls now


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