Younger girls vs Cougars
 

Wondering if you guys can relate to this...

I'm 22. I tend to have the older ones more in to me (they're usually always 25) and attracted rather than the ones around my age, this is obviously good because of maturity and experience.

I don't know if its a vibe I put off or whether these cougars are good at spotting certain kind of guys but I've just noticed it a lot lately.

The younger ones seem to be hard work and annoy the fuck out of me.

You have to tell the young ones what they want. 'Oi stop messing about and come here' 'I dont give a fuck about that band, so anyway I was saying..' 'I really like it when you're off your phone and listening to what I'm saying to you, I love that about you that you have breaks from being on twitter, its awesome when you do that.'

*disclaimer. This is technicals not field experience. And also a joke. But I'm half not-joking. Dumb head-in-the-sky princesses.

Bloody hell Eddie, 25 does not a Cougar make.

PS

they have to be at least 26 & a half

What he didn't say is that these girls are dressed up as cougars - fur, ears, tail and shit. If that floats your boat.

Problem is, his real problem, he's been having to dress up as a mountain goat.

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You need to realise that age 22 v age 25 is a minor difference in dating age. Get over yourself already.

i'm older than cougars shit i'm getting old quickly

i really want a cougar :( :( :(

I think the reason for this is most very young girls are less sexually experienced and thus more like the female version of an afc.

plus women mature sexually a lot older than men.

Also some of them may still have the ludicrous belief they're gonna marry a professional football player.

i find the cougars (35 + for me!) alot easier to deal with because you don't have all the messing around you do with the younger girls. But then young and dumb can be fun too! Variety is, as they say, the spice of life :)