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Have any of you had caviar? -
15-04-2011, 09:20 AM
Have any of you had caviar?
Imagine for a moment you’re in a nice restaurant doing your own thing and a waiter comes up to you and says. “You know you have been such a terrific customer all of us in the back have decided to let you enjoy some of the world’s finest caviar on the house.” He brings it over and you have a taste and it’s the most amazing thing you’ve ever tasted. Now you have a small bowl or what ever in front of you… What would you do in that situation? Would you start calling up your friends and have them come over to watch you eat? Would you start acting a dick to the people around you saying shit like “you see this caviar? That means I’m fucking amazing” “where’s your caviar eh? You jelly?” Or would you think I don’t deserve this fine caviar, I have to make this last as long as possible. I’m going to take this shit home and put it in the freezer and just look at. Would you think one day when I’m having a really amazing day I’ll bring it out and people will say “wow he has caviar, he must be a good person” Would you enjoy your caviar then crave for more? Would you day in day out go to the same restaurant and try to be the best damn customer ever to get some more caviar?. Would you see other people enjoying caviar and say to yourself, “their probably good friends with the waiter. If only I knew the waiter better then I’d have caviar too”. Would you practice being an awesome customer? Would you sit at home and hone your manners? Would you read gourmet reviews on who has the best caviar? Would you watch videos on cooking shows about how best to prepare caviar? Or would you think “I enjoy this” eat your God damn caviar and move the fuck on with your life?     
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15-04-2011, 10:29 AM
id prefer ice cream or something
miliation, rejection, or worse, are the ones who become champions."
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15-04-2011, 11:12 AM
I'd thank them profusely, enjoy it, and continue to give them my business. That's pretty much it really.
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15-04-2011, 11:38 AM
Has no one heard of a analogy before?
Can anyone guess what the caviar represents? You know on this forum and everything...
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15-04-2011, 11:42 AM
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15-04-2011, 12:56 PM
I'd like to think I'd bang her and really enjoy doing so, but not brag about it or try to discover what the magic 'thing' is but in reality not sure...
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