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Default Planned Massage Routine - 09-04-2011, 09:21 PM

Planned Massage Routine
I am hosting my first house party in two weeks and i have set 2 girls as my targets. One of them is like my “reach” girl who I always sort of liked but who is a good friend and just that. The other one is a bit safer because a few things happened between us but not much. She is not as hot but still, I would really like to hook up with both. (I’m not planning on a threesome btw)


I’m basically thinking on a planned routine and I would like some tips.
I will start to hang around with everyone at the party which will only be in the garden (outdoors). After drinking a bit (and her too) I will start talking to her and creating some kino . After a while I will tell her if she wants to come with me upstairs to get a Vodka bottle I left in my room.


She should say yes and once we go upstairs, I play the “5 questions game” by Style to make her comfortable (by laughing). Then I would get the vodka bottle from the drawer and maybe offer some to her.


Then I would need some transition to start a massage (I ‘m sure you guys will be able to help me out) and I would need her to take her shirt off and lie in bed (If she resists, I will say: “Geez, it’s only a massage and you are already thinking about that?”) so once I get her to do that, there will be no major problems.


After that, I will start to give a massage to her, and progressively start touching her intimate parts. I don’t think she will resist due to the fact that she drank and because she should be enjoying the massage. From there, I should start making out and hopefully, sex.

So my questions are:
-What would you change/do to improve the routine?
-Can you think of a better excuse to make her come upstairs?
-Should I offer the vodka from my drawer or will it seem too obvious?
-What transition would you use to start the massage?
-Does anyone know any good massage techniques or where I could learn them?
-How would you go from “massaging” to the actual “kissing” in a subtle way?
-Any other catch phrases instead of the 5 questions game?


Thanks in advance!
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Default 09-04-2011, 09:35 PM

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So my questions are:
-What would you change/do to improve the routine?
All of it

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-Can you think of a better excuse to make her come upstairs?
why do u need an excuse, just take her hand and say UR CUMIN WITH ME, if she asks where... just say I dont know.. i u want me to make somethin up...

my cd collection!

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-Should I offer the vodka from my drawer or will it seem too obvious?
its supposed to be obvious, ur a boy, she is a girl... u wanna fuck her.

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-What transition would you use to start the massage?
i wouldnt id say, do u want a massage or are you going to give me one

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-Does anyone know any good massage techniques or where I could learn them?
who cares, ur gonna be bangin her 1 min after u start it anyway.

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-How would you go from “massaging” to the actual “kissing” in a subtle way?
u dont be subtle, tell her to put her tongue out!



look mate, she isnt stupid, if u make it a game she will make it a game,

so if u fuck her u win & she looses...

why not just forget the game and say...

ur about to get fucked PROPERLY & 2 things can happen.

it happens.

or she objects, if she does, say! oh, i should probly get back downstairs & find someone who will then... and just forget about it!


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Default 09-04-2011, 09:37 PM

hahahahah omg xD.
what's the whole purpose of cunning seduction techniques and the game in general?
although I appreciate your thoughts!
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Default 09-04-2011, 09:40 PM

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hahahahah omg xD.
what's the whole purpose of cunning seduction techniques and the game in general?
although I appreciate your thoughts!
it sells books to people who think

"im too scared to let her know what i want, is there another way???


YES THERE IS, BUY MY BOOK NOW!!!

its all crap mate... girls want a man who will take control of a situation, not hope to chat shit untill she takes lead.

women want the shit they see in the movies, the guy who picks them yp & protects them

not the sleeze bomb who leeches on the sly after her.


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Default 09-04-2011, 09:43 PM

i like your style.
however I am new here and I would like to consider other member's opinions :P

Just to contrast?
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Default 09-04-2011, 09:46 PM

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i like your style.
however I am new here and I would like to consider other member's opinions :P

Just to contrast?
thats coz doin what i say is a scary prospect.

yet its the most effective way of doin it!! i know mate... ive tried the other shit


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Default 09-04-2011, 09:53 PM

The philosophy of this forum is completely different from the mindset you're approaching it from. Most people here are an advocate of natural game, and so oppose the contrived 'then move your rook to d6' BS. Try reading some articles on RSD or better still the articles on this forum. You're planning how to act two weeks in advance of meeting these girls. That's going to fuck you up, you'll be obsessed with the outcome. Disregard everything you think you know, read up on natural authentic game, and see if it frees you from thinking that a vodka bottle in a drawer will have any significant influence over getting laid.
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Default 09-04-2011, 09:54 PM

well, i'm a bit noob and these girls are friends of mine.
I mean, I kinda care what they think of me. That's why i try to "create" this magic or go slowly BUT get there. You know what I mean?
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Default 09-04-2011, 09:55 PM

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you'll be obsessed with the outcome. .
turns u into a control freak!

make u ill


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Default 09-04-2011, 09:55 PM

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well, i'm a bit noob and these girls are friends of mine.
I mean, I kinda care what they think of me. That's why i try to "create" this magic or go slowly BUT get there. You know what I mean?
u need to let go of care what they think


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