I make you feel old? Sorry about that. Is it my skin? It's pretty good huh?
- Offer her your cheek to stroke. Stoke her's in return.
Feels about the same to me...Well apart from the stubble obviously...On my face I mean.
Personally I'd use it as an excuse to kick into a story about how 'I'm really good with old women. honestly.' And make her thinking i'm boasting and then reveal that I meant because I used to call bingo for a wkend job - but I'd only do this because it's TRUE I did really used to call bingo - The only job you can do on a minimum wage that requires you to work in a full Tux? I think so.