A little help with this weird girl
 

So im talking this HB 10 girl and this girl just LOVES to tell random stories about her life and she just constantly keeps talking. Then she realizes this and says "well iv been talking for 10 minutes now, why dont you tell some stories or somthing" and ofcourse i do not begin to tell stories but instead say some Cocky and funny stuff like "are you always this bossy? (with a laugh since it was over phone)". Now ofcourse i am speaking while she is telling hers stories and im telling her my opinions and etc. and i know she likes to tell stories but she doesnt wanna feel awkward for always talking and thats why she is saying that.
My question now is, can any of you come up with a cocky and funny answear to "why dont you tell som stories now" and if you know anything more that i could to do improve my game with this girl, maybe you noticed an error in my ways based on the post that i havent noticed i would really appreciate you telling me.

and spare me the negging posts. YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO NEGG GIRLS! :P

I'd say to her after 10 minutes anyway gotta go your holding me up got important things to do then promptly end the conversation lol.

If a girl says to me "tell me a funny story" you know what I do? I tell her a funny story. Don't try having a comeback or a putdown all the time. Just have a conversation

i cant help but be constantly a smart ass, i find it difficult to engage in normal convo with women....

i hate that about me. i dunno what the fuck is up with me. i dont let up with the negs NEVER

wish i could stop... maybe that should be my new years resolution

and in this far away land on one eventful day, she was told that she wasn't an HB10,
as a perfect 10 would have enough self awareness not to ramble on forever and would let the other person discuss.

She looked in the mirror and cried, "I'm not an HB10!" and the mirror replied - for it was a magic mirror - ah yes. Girl, u are fit, but damn do u have to open your mouth to yap so much!?

There ends the fable of the HB10.

I tend to just say ' you are boring me now' then hang up before they can say anything

only reasoning behind it is because they ARE boring me and i cant be arsed having my time wasted

Or if i want to get a word in and not terminate the convo, i say somthing along the lines of ' How bout.... a nice cup of shut the fck up'

Like phil said though i talk like that to everyone, cant help it

i like the idea of no ratings maybe we should make it a forum rule

You could say "I once met up with this girl and she was really weird, she looked good but she would not stop talking. She was really, like, in your my face and would constantly keep checking out my crotch and giving me the eye. Anyway, we sat down and after a while she shutup and asked me to tell her a funny story and then this happend."

awsome, haha thanks!

awsome , im gonna try it out the next time it happens. thanks! and for those of you who say i dont have to be cocky and funny. ofcourse i dont have to but she is clearly trying to make me jump trough hoops and i could easily destroy it, but destroying it with somthing cocky and funny is worth so much more or do you guys dissagree? feel free to state your own opinions, after all this is a forum and i am here to learn and exchange ideas.