Phone Game
 

Yo, I'm super bored in lockdown and not got much to do so I decided to get tinder. Comfortable in the field but messaging just seems harder. Any tips or good openers?

Cheers,

Wrestler

I'll go by what I know about you so far, here you go-

'I want to wrestle your heart into my bed'
'I'm wrestling with myself whether or not to comment on how big your tits are'
'I wrestled a bear who tried to delete our match so you better be worth it'

I haven't done much phone or text game. I have found though that once you get a womans' phone number it is hard to prevent them from flaking when contacting them again by phone and text. There was a thread on this subject years and years ago on the old LSS forum.

That last one with the bear is hilarious. I'll try that with any of my matches which have expired (and I failed to get the phone number for). Ta.

The last one is indeed great! Funny AF!