WOMEN r WEIRD
 

So... last night i meets a female friend and her mates.

one of them i fucked 2 week ago... and the other had a fella and HATED me (think the alpha reminds her her fella could be like that on a night out)

so last night... this girl that hated me is now single.

i tells my girl mate i wanna fuck the one that hated me, she says, "SOUND COZ (the one i fucked) DOESNT WANT (the one who hates me) TO KNOW U FUCKED"

so the one i fucked comes over, i said, im fuckin ur mate, and ur secret is safe with me ;)

NOW, the girls said, SHE DOESNT LIKE U,U DO KNOW THAT.... i smiled :)

so i flirt with EVERY SINGLE HOT GIRL IN SIGHT... except the one who hates me, i gave a little compliment like, why u standin there like a little supermodel get dancin, smiled then carried on bein a dick.

so after like 45 mins she keeps cumin up and rubbin my head when dancin gettin close an tha(i just try an bite her hand when it came near)

my girl mate said "FUCK, UR IN THE HOW U MANAGE THAT" :) i smiled..."do you think i dont know EXACTLY what im doin missy moo..."

so all of a sudden now it seems the blondy(WHO I FUCKED) who WASNT INTERESTED ANYMORE becomes interested... tryin to get her hands in my pants et... grabin my dick n tha PUBLICLY (not real etiquette for someone keepin secrets)

anyway she(THE ONE I FUCKED) then says I WANNA GO HOME my feet hurt(THINK SHE WANTED TO DELET COMPETION)... i wasnt ready for that so said to the one i wanna fuck, UR COMIN WITH US (me an my girl mate) she tried to convince her mates but NO, they wernt playin... she wanted to come but played the MATES card. DEVOED...

so never got laid. Ill get her tho ....

there was an ugly one with us aswell... wen we wer goin nobody had said it to her so i went "come on we leavin"... she looked at me in disgust and went ERM AS IF... i said "dont flatter urself i meant wer leavin this bar" HOW STUPID DID SHE FEEL she tried to high five me... slag

ALSO, MANC BIRD FUCKIN UBER BABE

seen her, walk in the door made my heart flutter... walked over to speak to her.... she goes HI, hands her camera to her friend... I WANT A PIC WITH HIM

WTF... i went, wer u from .... MANC.... sound give me ur numbe rim comin to see u

FULL NAME FOR FACEBOOK & NUMBER i love her already an u all best keep ur seedy PUA hands off my new future wife :)

So can I fuck her (THE ONE YOU FUCKED) and then fuck the other girl (THE ONE WHO HATES YOU) cos I think both of them (THE ONE YOU FUCKED & THE ONE YOU WANTED TO FUCK BUT HATED YOU) might prefer me instead. On second thought I might just fuck the girl (THE ONE WHO HATED YOU) cos I dont want to fuck the girl (WHO YOU ALREADY FUCKED)....! So in the spirit of brotherhood and sharing, whats the girl's name in FACEBOOK (THE ONE WHO HATED YOU) but the (ONE WHO MIGHT WANT TO FUCK ME)....! Epic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm actually getting used to Phil's rambling writing style now....can actually understand his posts....not sure if thats good or not though.

the one i fucked... and the one who hated me

the one i fucked im gonna smash again

the one i hated, dont know her name nor would i give the slag the satisfaction of SHOULD I ACCEPT