how do u disarm AOMG's question "who are you" -
06-06-2010, 04:55 PM
well, I got this question from a AMOG who asked "who are you" in a straight tone.
I got a bit nasty and replied does anybody really knows anyone here.
they laughed. alright cool. but is there anyway that makes it sound more harmonious? I don't want pissed off the head there u see.
On the back of Jaz's repsonse... if you ask him who he is and he ssays something like 'None of your business'... just say something like 'Okay then, well were going to call you Rupert (insert name here! - The more old fashion the better...)...
Or call him 'Bungle'... if he grunts 'why?'... say 'You remind me of "that big gay bear" from Rainbow (you'll have to judge this - if he looks like he'd hit you you've probably got about 2 insults till he'll do it!)... you can probably drop the 'gay' part of that line... it's a bit more stuble and not as confrontational.
Also... if you say that, remember to expect banter back! But it doesn't matter what he says... just say:
You: "I'm sorry?"
AMOG: "I said that you're"
You: [cut him dead] "No I heard you, i'm just sorry!" [roll your eyes]
AMOGS! I used to worry about these, but now I just feel sorry for them!
For me, when dealing with 'amogs' you dont actually have to do anything... they're gonna shoot themselves in the foot due to their 'i wanna put everyone down' behaviour anyways!
So give value, bring them into the conversation - showing her you're
comfortable + confident enough to bring another guy in, which 99% of guys will not do! And by not being a dick to him n letting him tool himself you look like the high value guy, the one who has his stuff together vs being a reactive guy -who sees another guy interested in his girl and has to undercut 'amog' and make 'amog' look bad (which makes you look insecure)
You're staying grounded, bring him him and give value - you're giving him the rope to hang himself, you dont even need to tighten the noose he'll do it for you! Girls will see straight through him!
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I'd rather not have to deal with these pricks whilst im out but in the event that I do I actually quite enjoy it, personally the best way i've found to disarm them instantly if they've tried to tool me is to say 'That's so funny (sarcastic tone)' Smile, then 'I love you man' and give them a bear hug.
About a month ago I was on the dancefloor and a group of guys who clearly fancied themselves were dancing nearby, anyway one of them starts patting me on the head, I just turn round grin at him and grab him by the balls. He soon stopped and actually looked abit sheepish in front of his sad mates.
It was fear of myself that made me odd
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Yeah ur major problem in liverpool is, u dont get much chance to talk your way out of a situation, if someone wants to fight, ur fightin.. so i kinda inbuilt it to hit first with any sign of trouble